Good Morning Everybody ...

seacomic wrote:

... ... ... SMITH MOET RETIRE!!!! hy moet liewerste visvang vat as a hobby.....

Ja maar nie byrie see nie ... eerder by 'n stink dam ...

hy moet daar byyrrrie "skeleton coast" daar bo in Namibia gaan "beach-comber" speel....die......ok, gaannie vloekkie.....

seacomic wrote:

... ... ... die......ok, gaannie vloekkie.....

Ek gaan ... die drol ...

ok, that wasnt too bad, WF......wonner waar Stefan en Simsi so weg-kruip?.....

seacomic wrote:

ok, that wasnt too bad, WF......wonner waar Stefan en Simsi so weg-kruip?.....

Liefde agter die doringbossie ... ??? ...

agge nee......ek soek ook daai doringbossie.......

seacomic wrote:

agge nee......ek soek ook daai doringbossie.......

Maar jy het hom mos gevind ... "A" ...

wat praat jy so in raaisels vanoggend, WF.....dis nog vroeg...I must still "come by"...wie is die A??...
het ek jou vertel ek het by die "opsit kers" site gaan register....maar net "ou toppies" wil vir my oppa cruize vat, en inna home on wheels deur Afrika saamvat....ek besluit nog..

Hello Bennie!!!! lekker naweek,gehad???.....oo...en daar is Bennie weer weg......

seacomic wrote:

wat praat jy so in raaisels vanoggend, WF.....dis nog vroeg...
I must still "come by"...wie is die A??...

Sheesh ... ja kom maar eers by jong ... lyk my liefde beteken net intercourse vanoggend ...

seacomic wrote:

het ek jou vertel ek het by die "opsit kers" site gaan register....

Jy het ... Landbou Weekblad se Redneck Zone ...

seacomic wrote:

maar net "ou toppies" wil vir my oppa cruize vat, en inna home on wheels deur Afrika saamvat....ek besluit nog..

Dis waar jy die liefde agterie doringbossie gaan kry ... niks annersie ...

Hallo thousands of Sparklers!!!!! My day srated with a crisis. I was called to transport one of my tenants to the hospital. She was having birth cramps......by the time they called me the birth proceses was almost complete. The baby is out now and I phoned the ambulance for aftercare and removal of the after birth...... my nerves are shot right now. I just wonder why they did not warn me earlier?????? I left the city life to get away from stress. The father of the baby is some where at work.....could not care less!!!! Im having a whisky....to hell with the Boeing today!!!!

Warrefok wrote:

seacomic wrote:

wat praat jy so in raaisels vanoggend, WF.....dis nog vroeg...
I must still "come by"...wie is die A??...

Sheesh ... ja kom maar eers by jong ... lyk my liefde beteken net intercourse vanoggend ...

seacomic wrote:

het ek jou vertel ek het by die "opsit kers" site gaan register....

Jy het ... Landbou Weekblad se Redneck Zone ...

seacomic wrote:

maar net "ou toppies" wil vir my oppa cruize vat, en inna home on wheels deur Afrika saamvat....ek besluit nog..

Dis waar jy die liefde agterie doringbossie gaan kry ... niks annersie ...

uh uh...ek is dan so innocent nog.....weet nie vannaai groot woorddie.....
en ne, ek is 'fully bilingual" oppie opsit kers....die rednoecks is daar innie americas....
Mr Right sal daar uitkom, ek glo dit.....ek laaik die ene mettie mobile home en deur afrika deur frolick, dit klink lekker....

Bennie wrote:

Hallo thousands of Sparklers!!!!! My day srated with a crisis. I was called to transport one of my tenants to the hospital. She was having birth cramps......by the time they called me the birth proceses was almost complete. The baby is out now and I phoned the ambulance for aftercare and removal of the after birth...... my nerves are shot right now. I just wonder why they did not warn me earlier?????? I left the city life to get away from stress. The father of the baby is some where at work.....could not care less!!!! Im having a whisky....to hell with the Boeing today!!!!

wow, Bennie!!!!! jy vertel nog!!!! well, you have done your good deed for the day......lig daai elmboog, ou maat, sluk hom, jy verdien dit....en moeinie worrynie...daar was a 6 am vlug al klaar daar by jou oor.....

Heya Warre and SC. There is a first for everything. Just now I had to assist with the birth of a brand new humanbeing. The only experience I have is television ER series and with a few cows I have. Any way the boy is healthy......and the ambulnce is here at long last. Im having my second one.(Whisky)

Now I must go on holiday, one more week and my brother is coming up to manage this dump for awhile.

first time for everything, Bennie.....I take my hat off to you....well done!!!!!!!

Lucky no complications SC. The incidence of Aids in this area is high. Luckily I had animal surgical gloves in stock...the type that covers your arm with straps over the head!

Im sitting here with my third glass for the day!

yeah, those gloves are essential nowadays, Bennie...My daughter also nearly forgot hers, helping a factory worker, when the pallets fell down and broke her leg off..totally off....no thank you, I cannot handle that at the best of times, but I'm sure when push comes shove, I will be there.....just dont wanna go there right now...you might've noticed I am a bit of a bangbroek...lol....ag, wens ek was daar ommie whisket te share......enjoy Bennie, relax.....ek dink daai mamma gaan ook vir daai seun Benjamin of Bennie doop, wat dink jy....dit sal mos "apt" wees, hmmmm..........

Awww, WF.....dit was nou absoflippenlutely fantasties van jou!!!!!.....Mag die gode vir jou en Bennie seen(met die dootjies).......

seacomic wrote:

... ... ... Mag die gode vir jou en Bennie seen(met die dootjies).......

Fokkie dootjies ... laat hulle die Whiskey & Mampoer bring ...

holly ha, WF..... .....wag, ek het whiskey nog byrrrie huis, die mampoer "still" nog.....sal jy net die Irsh dop drink vir vandag, in eer van Bennie, huh huh??..........c'mon, be a sport, raak ons horribaal ge-pickle oppie whiskey......

seacomic wrote:

... ... ...sal jy net die Irsh dop drink vir vandag, in eer van Bennie, huh huh?? ... ... ...
c'mon, be a sport, raak ons horribaal ge-pickle oppie whiskey......

Ek Vloekie ... Ek Steelie ... Ek Skinnerie ... Ek Pratie Kakkie ... Ek Drinkie Whiskey nie ...

ag, hoe lekker lak ek nou, en ek is nie eers getrekkie......

Was dit 'n seun of 'n dogter ? ...