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PostSubject: Subject: FW: How To Be A Good Liberal   Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:54 pm









22 WAYS TO BE A GOOD LIBERAL DEMOCRAT (a/k/a
SOCIALIST)


1. You have to be against capital
punishment, but support abortion on demand.

2. You have to believe that
businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

3. You
have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a
threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North
Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before
Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures affected
by documented cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by
soccer moms driving SUV's.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are
artificial but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that
the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

8. You have to
believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is
somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

9. You have to
believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never
been outside of San Francisco
do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more
important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to
believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money
to make ' The Passion of the Christ ' for financial
gain only.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports
certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports
certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are
too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret
Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American
history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and A.G.
Bell.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but
racial quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that Hillary
Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.

17. You have
to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried
is because the right people haven't been in charge.

18. You have to
believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex
offender belonged in the White House.

19. You have to believe
that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be
constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be
illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by
the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United
States.

21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast,
right wing conspiracy.

22. You have to believe that it's okay to give
Federal workers the day off on Christmas Day but it's not okay to say 'Merry
Christmas'.
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