The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year-old son in the apartment was
to send him out on the balcony with a popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighbourhood
activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation: "There's a car being towed
from the parking lot", he shouted. "An Ambulance just drove by."
"Looks like the Anderson's have company", he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike..." "Looks like the
Sanders are moving out" "Jason is on his skate board..."
After a few moments he announced, "The Coopers are having sex!!" Startled, his Mother and Dad
shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know they are having sex?" "Jimmy Cooper is
standing on his balcony with a popsicle."