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 Van der Merwe besoek die "Queen".

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PostSubject: Van der Merwe besoek die "Queen".   Van der Merwe besoek die "Queen". EmptyThu Jan 17, 2008 10:39 am

Van der Merwe somehow gets invited to have lunch with the Queen.
While sitting at her table he says to her:

"Jis you know Queen, you have got such a nice house, and you know
Queen, your clothes are so nice, and you know Queen your food is so lekker!"

The Queen gets hacked off with this entire "Queen" bit and says to Van:

"Mr. Van der Merwe, you should not be calling me Queen all the time.
My correct title is "Your Highness".

Van: "Jirre, wharra coincidence Queen, my brother's name is also Johannes.
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PostSubject: Re: Van der Merwe besoek die "Queen".   Van der Merwe besoek die "Queen". EmptyThu Jan 17, 2008 11:11 am

lol! WF....dit herinner my aan die joke my Pa vertel het.....
something like Paul Kruger visits the Queen, glo nie dit was dieselle Queen nie....lol...
hy kou mos sy tabak so aanhoudend, dan spoeg hy dit net so uit, hene, rou suid-afrikaner mans wat ons het..
anyway, elke keer as hy gespoeg het, hardloop die Queen se valet of waitress of chambermaid met a grote skinkbord , sit dit neer waar hy laas gespoeg het...nee wat, dan spoeg hy net op a anner plek...
dit gaan aan en aan, die engelse is mos baie stadig.....
uiteindelik se oom Paul vir die Queen...
Madam, you must be careful, next time I wont miss!!!!
dis a ware, true story ook....
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