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PostSubject: Voorblad Grappie LOLZ   Voorblad Grappie LOLZ EmptyThu Dec 06, 2007 12:24 pm

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bought a new Lexus 350 and returned to the dealer the next day because I
couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice
'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. The Radio replied,
'Ricky or Willie?' 'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the
speakers. Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind'
replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every
time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, if I said,
'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, a couple ran a red
light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I
yelled, 'Assholes!'

Immediately the French National Anthem began to play,
sung by Jane Fonda and
Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on
guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine,
Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on

I LOVE this car!
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