Why did the chicken cross the road ???
Kindergarten teacher:
"To get to the other side."
Jan F.E. Celliers:
"Dis die hoender, dis die pad, dis al."
Eugene Terblanche:
"Die hoender is die Afrikanervolk se erfenis. So ook die pad.
En iemand moet dit waag om ons daarvan te beroof !"
Nataniel:
"Ek was vreeslik op my nerves vir sy part tot hy anderkant gekom het.
Ek dink dit was stunning!"
Naas Botha:
"Aan die einde van die dag maak dit nie saak hoeveel keer
hy oor die straat is nie. Wat saak maak, is die telbord."
Nelson Mandela:
"It was his long walk to freedom. A true Rainbow chicken."
Pieter-Dirk Uys:
"Was dit 'n he-chicken or a she-chicken?" Does it Pik?
Allan Boesak:
"How can the motives of a chicken who had done so much for
chickenhood be questioned? It must have 'struggled' to cross the road."
Dullah Omar:
"I am sure the chicken is innocent.
He did what he did because of the apartheid legacy."
N'conde Balfour:
"The government will ensure that a fair quote of black chickens cross
the road as well. Why should black chickens remain on this side of the
road? I only watch black chickens crossing the road anyway..."
Trevor Manuel:
"Makes me think: We don't tax chickens crossing roads yet...."
Tony Leon:
"No matter where the chicken goes, we have the guts to fight back."
Van Schalkwyk:
"Let's join the chicken and cross the road!"
Desmond Tutu:
"We should have crossed the road with him.
Together we will make a difference."
Thabo Mbeki:
"I don't really have an opinion about this...."
Mark Shuttleworth:
"I would have paid a million to see the chicken cross the ro! ad!"
(Or to take one to Mars with me..)
Mugabe:
"Stop that chicken! It must be repossessed together with the farm it
belongs to. And the farm opposite the road where it was going to.
And all the chickens on both farms. Repossess it all. And it's nobody's
business what I do in my country. It is the British's fault for bringing
chickens here anyway."
Home 
