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PostSubject: Potentially and Reality   Thu Nov 08, 2007 7:22 am

Youngest Son: Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between "potentially" and "reality?"
Dad: I will show you.

Dad turns to his wife and asks her, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars?"
Wife: Yes, of course! I would never waste such an opportunity!

Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for
1 million dollars?
Daughter: Wow! Yes! That is my fantasy!

Dad turns to his eldest son and asks him, "Would you sleep with Tom
Cruise for 1 million dollars?"
Eldest son: Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars!
I would not even hesitate!

So the father turns back to his younger son saying: "You see son, 'potentially' we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but
in 'reality' we are living with two hookers and a moffie!"
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