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PostSubject: Jewish sex....   Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:00 am

JEWISH SEX
No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm.
Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult their Rabbi. The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes
the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help your wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm." They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It does not help and the wife is still unsatisfied.
Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi. "Okay," he says to the husband, "Try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them." Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice They go home
and hire ,the same strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work with great
enthusiasm and soon she has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting screaming orgasm. The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly,


"See that, you schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel!!"
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PostSubject: and other Jewish stories   Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:00 am

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling neckties.

The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"

The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."

The Arab shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first."

"OK," said the old Jewish Man, "it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom."

Muttering, the Arab staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later he staggered back.

"Your f**king brother won't let me in without a tie"
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PostSubject: Re: Jewish sex....   Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:04 am

lol! BigLaugh fook fook fook.thats excellent, Drew!!!!!! Shalom!!!!!
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