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PostSubject: Mamma bear   Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:17 am

A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning.....

Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table, and he looks

into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?' he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his

big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!?' he roars.

Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells,



'For God's sake, how many times do we have to go through this with you idiots?

It was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house.
It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher

from last night and put everything away. It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early

morning air to fetch the newspaper and croissants. It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.
It was Mummy Bear who put the bloody cats out, cleaned the litter boxes, gave the cats their

food, and refilled their water. And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs
and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm only going to say this
once.............................................




I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***CKING PORRIDGE YET!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Mamma bear   Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:31 am

seacomic wrote:
... ... ... I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***CKING PORRIDGE YET!!!
Fooken old biatch ... lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Mamma bear   Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:41 am

Warrefok wrote:
seacomic wrote:
... ... ... I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***CKING PORRIDGE YET!!!
Fooken old biatch ... lol!

LOL!!! die ene het my laat lag, hoor.....can you imagine telling this new version to the lil ones????BigLaugh
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PostSubject: Re: Mamma bear   Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:03 am

Hehe...Luurve the new avitar....Where's da hoob? BigLaugh
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PostSubject: Re: Mamma bear   Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:10 am

lol! Drew, did you really say that out loud?.......sshhhshshshshshttt!!
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PostSubject: Re: Mamma bear   Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:20 am

Drewberryboy wrote:
... ... ...Where's da hoob? BigLaugh
I heard it's in for a service ...

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