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PostSubject: teehee   teehee EmptyFri Nov 02, 2007 1:59 pm

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? (scroll down for answer)

A: One!!! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They'd sit there in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out!! And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able tofind the light bulbs despite the fact they've been in theSAME CUPBOARD for the past13 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actuallyfind the bulbs2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change theSTUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THEWRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONEEVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S AWONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE!

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