LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHEQUE!!
Today be my baby girl 18th birthday. I be so glad that dis be my last child
support payment! Month after month, year after year, all dose payments!
So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she get
here, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take dis cheque over to yo momma
house and tell her dis be the last cheque she ever be gettin' from me,
and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama face."
So, my baby girl take the cheque over to her momma. I be anxious to hear
what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face.
Baby girl walk through the door, I say,
"Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"
She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" ..
.. and watch the 'spression on yo face"!!!