Gamat and his bra were out on an all night jol in Long Street. Being
> in the wee early hours of the morning and no busses running - the two
> were forced to take a rustige walk home to Mitchells Plain.
> After a moerse lot of walking they eventually passed the bus depot.
> Gamat, being the brains of the outfit - tuned his bra to jump over the
> fence and steal one of the buses, while he watched out for the cops.
> So the bra agrees and jumps over the fence. After a few minutes Gamat
> hears the loud sound of a bus starting up, moving around a bit and
> switching off.
> A minute later - on goes another bus, drives around and off again!!
> This continues for a good few minutes... Eventually Gamat rekons "fok
> dit - this bra is mos taking me for a blerrie fool" and he decides to
> continue walking home. As he starts walking he hears a moerrrse
> His bra stops next to him with the bus and tunes him,"Jump in!!!!"
> Gamat asks him, pissed off like all hell, "WAAAAT DE FOK HET DJY
> GEDOEN DAAR?????????"
> To which he replies, "JINNE MY BROE, WIET JY HOEVEEL FOKKEN BUSSE EK
> MOES UIT DIE FOKKEN WAY TREK OM BY DIE MITCHELLS PLAIN BUS TE