Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, showed up
at the Country
Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very
sexy 25 year old blonde.
She knocked everyone's socks off with her youthful sex
charm, and hung onto Bob's arm and listened
intently to his every word.
His buddies at the club are all aghast.
At the very first chance, they cornered him and asked,
"Bob, how did you get such a beautiful girlfriend at your age?"
Bob replied, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"
They're even more amazed, and asked:
"So, how did you persuade her to marry you?"
"I lied about my age", Bob replied.
"Oh! So you told her you were only 50?"
Bob smiled and said, "No, I told her I was 90."