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PostSubject: Nursery Rhymes We Didn't have as kids ...   Nursery Rhymes We Didn't have as kids ... EmptyFri Mar 07, 2008 8:13 am

Mary had a little pig,

She kept it fat and plastered;

And when the price of pork went up,

She shot the little bastard.


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MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB

Her father shot it dead.

Now it goes to school with her,

Between two hunks of bread.


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SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.

Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,

'What have you got there?'

Said the Pie man unto Simon,

'Pies, you Dumb Ass'


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HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the kings' horses,

And all the kings' men.

Had scrambled eggs,

For breakfast again.


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There was a little girl who had a little curl

Right in the middle of her forehead.

When she was good, she was very, very good.

But when she was bad........

She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo and a sports car.


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