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PostSubject: Blonde GUY joke   Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:27 am

The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait !!!!



An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20 th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said,
"Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get Burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."


The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Polony again! If I get a polony sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.



The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a Burritos, and jumped, too


The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the
polony and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and
cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated Burritos so much."



(Oh this is GOOD!!)?


Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,

Moenie na my kyk nie! Hy maak sy eie fokken toebroodjies.
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