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PostSubject: Paternity.....   Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:42 am

flower specially for you, Drew... lol! BigLaugh ....being a Dad and all......

I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...


A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place
where he knows her from.

So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that
I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
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PostSubject: Re: Paternity.....   Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:40 am

hehe Sea...don't joke like that eh! You know both my children have different Moms....lol...you must see how I get teased....
They call me the father of the Universe lol!

Heres one for you.....one of wisdom for the "older Folks"

A wealthy old Gentleman decides to go on a hunting safari in Africa , taking his faithful, elderly Jack Russell named Killer, along for the company.

One day the old Jack Russell starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old Jack Russell thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old Jack Russell exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That old Jack Russell nearly had me!"


Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old Jack Russell sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.


The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!

Now, the old Jack Russell sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old Jack Russell says...

"Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!

Moral of this story.....

Don't mess with the old dogs...age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery! BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.
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PostSubject: Re: Paternity.....   Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:42 am

ps...and whenever there's mention of a single mom.....Bwaaahaaahaaa! The question is, is Andrew the father? BigLaugh
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PostSubject: Re: Paternity.....   Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:18 am

lol! not so much of the BS, ok...that we leave for da children....the brilliance is obvious,our age/generation, practice DOES make perfect, Drew.....

BigLaugh as far as Andrew being the father?.....hmmm... I would like to believe you would use yr discretion...but then again....who of you men really, really look at the mantelpiece when you poke the fire, hmmmm?
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