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 Christianity In A Nutshell ... 1

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  • The universe was created by an all-powerful all-knowing being
  • who came down to us in the form of a cosmic Jewish Zombie
  • who was his own father
  • who can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh
  • and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master,
  • so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity
  • because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
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