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 An Oldie ... Resurfaced ... Revised

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PostSubject: An Oldie ... Resurfaced ... Revised   Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:19 pm

Van in Poffadder...

Van has a Petrol station in Poffadder and was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read:

"Free Sex with Fill-Up."

Soon a local pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. Van told him to pick a number from
1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex.

The guy guessed 8, and Van said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time."


A week later, the same chap, along with his buddy Koos, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked
for his free sex. Van again asked him to guess the correct number. He guessed 2 this time.

Van said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."


As they were driving away, the chap said to his buddy Koos, "I think that game is rigged and he
doesn't really give away free sex."

Koos replied, "Nooooit, it ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week".
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