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PostSubject: BUSH, EINSTEIN, PISACCO AT PEARLY GATES   Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:37 am


BUSH, EINSTEIN, PISACCO AT PEARLY GATES

George
W. Bush, Albert Einstein and Pablo Picasso have all died.
Due to a glitch in the mundane/celestial time-space continuum,
all three arrive at the Pearly Gates more or less simultaneously,
even though their deaths have taken place decades apart.

The first to present himself to Saint Peter is Einstein.
Saint Peter questions him. "You look like Einstein,
but you have NO idea the lengths certain people will go
to, to sneak into Heaven under false pretenses. Can you
prove who you really are?" Einstein ponders for a few
seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some
chalk?" Saint Peter complies with a snap of his fingers.

The blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds
to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his special
theory of relativity. Saint Peter is suitably impressed.
"You really *are* Einstein! Welcome to heaven!"

The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again Saint Peter asks
for his credentials. Picasso doesn't hesitate. "Mind
if I use that blackboard and chalk?" Saint Peter says,
"Go ahead."

Picasso erases Einstein's scribbles and proceeds to sketch
out a truly stunning mural. Bulls, satyrs, nude women: he
captures their essences with but a few strokes of the chalk.
Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist
you claim to be! Come on in!"

The last to arrive is George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches
his head. "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove
their identity. How can you prove yours?"

George W. looks bewildered, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"

Saint Peter sighs, "Come on in, George."
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