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Location : Pretoria - South Africa
Registration date : 2007-10-18

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PostSubject: Wharraway to go ...   Wharraway to go ... EmptyWed Dec 26, 2007 2:57 pm

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when
Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.

"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya."

"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim.
But where's my husband?"

"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda. "There was
an accident down at the Guinness brewery ..."

"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me ..."

"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone.
I'm sorry."

Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"

"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout
and drowned."

"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim.
Did he at least go quickly?"

"Well, Brenda ... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee."
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