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Age : 69
Location : Pretoria - South Africa
Registration date : 2007-10-18

PostSubject: Would You Hire This Man ... ???   Sun Dec 23, 2007 5:37 am

Keep in mind that this "piece of inspiration" was written and started
circulating the Net in January 2004 already.
Also keep in mind that this thing
whom we are forced to clasify as a human being, is a "Born Again Christian".


1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20520


Law Enforcement:

I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence
of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for
30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.

I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug
test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air
National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.


I ran for US Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business in
Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in
Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. I bought
the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using
taxpayer money. With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry
(including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.


I changed Texas pollution laws to favour power and oil companies, making
Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston
replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America. I cut taxes and
bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money. I set
the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.

With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's
appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over
500,000 votes.


I am the first President in US history to enter office with a criminal record.

I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion
dollars per week.

I spent the US surplus and effectively bankrupted the US Treasury.

I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in US history.

I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the US stock

In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend
continues every month.

I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration
in US history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil
tanker named after her. I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by
a US President.

I am the all-time US and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate
campaign donations. My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my
best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud
in US history, Enron. My political party used Enron private jets and corporate
attorneys to assure my success with the US Supreme Court during my election
decision. I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against
investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the
Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest
corporate rip-offs in history.

I presided over the biggest energy crisis in US history and refused to intervene
when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history.

I changed the US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in
US history.

I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the
history of the United States government.

I've broken more international treaties than any President in US history.

I am the first President in US history to have the United Nations remove the US
from the Human Rights Commission. I withdrew the US from the World Court of
Law. I refused to allow inspector's access to US "prisoners of war" detainees
and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention. I am the first
President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the
2002 US election).

I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since
the advent of television.

I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period. After
taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure
in US history. I garnered the most sympathy for the US after the World Trade
Center attacks and less than a year later made the US the most hated country
in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.

I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for
protests against any person in the history of mankind.

I am the first President in US history to order an unprovoked pre-emptive
attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the
will of the United Nations, the majority of US citizens, and the world

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty
benefits for active duty troops and their families - in wartime.

In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq
and then blamed the lies on our British friends.

I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view
my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.

I have so far failed to fulfil my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden [sic] to


All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library,
sealed and unavailable for public view.

All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt
companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended
regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
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PostSubject: ....   Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:53 am

Yep !!! ... he seems to be a mean machine ....
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