A little girl was sitting in her classroom in England
when her teacher walked in and started talking about how
proud she is to be English and how wonderful
it is to be an England supporter.
The teacher then asked everyone who
supported England to put up their hand.
Every hand in the class besides one went up.
This surprised the teacher and so she
asked the little girl why her hand wasn't up.
"Well," said the little girl, "because I dont support England."
Even more surprised, the teacher asked her who she supported.
"I support the Springboks", she replied.
Now a bit irritated, the teacher asked
the little girl why she supported theSpringboks.
"My mom supports the Springboks, and my dad supports
the Springboks, so I support the Springboks."
The teacher looked at the little girl
and with a smirk asked:
"Well, if your mom was an idiot and your dad was an idiot,
what would you be?"
The little girl looked up at her teacher, smiled and replied:
"An England supporter!"