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PostSubject: B-R-O-W-N   Sat Dec 15, 2007 8:00 pm

A Texan went up to the airline check-in counter and boomed,
"howdy, ma'am. My name's Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N. Ah'm
from Dallas, Texas. Ah'm 6-foot 3-inches tall. Ah'm white from
th' top of mah head to th' tip of mah toes, and I hate the Irish."

Well, she didn't know what else to do, so she took his ticket
and showed him onto the plane. He sat down in his seat, and
turned to the fellow next to him, "howdy, suh. My name's Brown,
spelled B-R-O-W-N. Ah'm from Dallas, Texas. Ah'm 6-foot 3-inches
tall. Ah'm white from th' top of mah head to th' tip of mah toes,
and I hate the Irish."

The little fellow turned to him, "well now, how d'ye do. My name is
Patrick Michael O'Donnell. I'm from Dublin, Ireland. I'm 5-foot 6-inches
tall, and I'm white from the top o' me head to the tip o' me toes,
except for me rectum, which is brown. Spelled B-R-O-W-N."
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