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Location : Pretoria - South Africa
Registration date : 2007-10-18

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PostSubject: America's Most Intelligent President   America's Most Intelligent President EmptyTue Dec 11, 2007 1:45 pm

An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board,
but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says,
"I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers
need me, it would be unfair to them if I died." So he takes the
first parachute and jumps.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says, "I am the wife of the
former President of the United States. I am also the most dedicated
woman in the world, a Senator in New York and America's potential
future President". She takes one of the parachutes and jumps.

The third passenger, George W. Bush, says, "I am the President
of the United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in
world politics. And apart from that, I am the most intelligent
President in the history of the country and I have a responsibility
to my people not to die." So he takes a parachute and jumps.

The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a ten
year old schoolboy, "I am already old. I have already lived my life,
as a good person and a priest I will give you the last parachute".

The boy replies "No problem your Pope-ness, there is also a
parachute for you. America's most intelligent President has taken
my schoolbag..."
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