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Age : 70
Location : Pretoria - South Africa
Registration date : 2007-10-18

PostSubject: Just Three Words   Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:02 am

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work
one night, when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous
hunk of a man she had ever seen entered.

He was tall, muscular and handsome, with thick dark hair and
beautiful, sparkling green eyes, and his every movement was
so masculine and sensuous that the woman could not help
but stare.

The man noticed that he was the object of the woman's rapt
attention, and with a sly, sexy smile, approached her. Blushing,
she prepared to apologise for staring, but he leaned close and
whispered in her ear.

"I'll do anything," he whispered in a deep, soft voice. "Anything,
absolutely anything you want, anything you have ever fantasized,
for fifty dollars. There's just one condition..." Trembling with
anticipation, the woman asked him the condition. The man said,
"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman gazed into his hypnotic eyes, considering the proposition,
then reached into her handbag and took out fifty dollars. She scribbled
her address on a napkin, folded it around the cash, and pressed it into
his waiting hand. She leaned over and whispered into his ear
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