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 Claude, the famed hypnotist

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Location : Pretoria - South Africa
Registration date : 2007-10-18

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PostSubject: Claude, the famed hypnotist   Claude, the famed hypnotist EmptyMon Dec 10, 2007 2:08 pm

It was opening night at the Orpheum and The Amazing Claude was topping
the ill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his
stuff. As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage
hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put
into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of this

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique
pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this
antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,
"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch ..." The crowd
became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming
off its polished surface.

Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it
slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a
hundred pieces. "Shit!" said the hypnotist.

It took three weeks to clean up the theatre.
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