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PostSubject: The old man and the sperm count ...   The old man and the sperm count ... EmptyMon Dec 10, 2007 1:39 pm

An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring
back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85 year old man
reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as
clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc,
it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She
tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her
mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing.
We even called up Earleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first
with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it
between her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried we still
couldn't get the damn jar open!"
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