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Age : 68
Location : Pretoria - South Africa
Registration date : 2007-10-18
|Subject: A sure way to tell the age of a woman Sun Dec 09, 2007 10:19 am|| |
|A middle aged woman decides to have a face lift for her birthday. She|
spends $5000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home,
she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to
the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I
"About 32," was the reply. "I'm exactly 47," the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and ask the counter girl the
very same question. She replies, "I guess about 29." The woman replies,
"Nope, I'm 47."
Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a Drug Store on
her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints
and asks the clerk this burning question.
The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30."
Again she proudly responds, "I am 47, but thank you."
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man standing at the
bus stop the same question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 years old and my
eyesight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to
tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to
let me put my hands under your bra. Then I can tell you exactly how old
They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best of
her. She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead." He slips both of his
hands under her blouse and under her bra and begins to feel around very
slowly and carefully. After a 5 minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay, how
old am I?"
He completes one last squeeze of her breasts and removes his hands and
says, "Madam, you are 47."
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible... how did you
The old man replies, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."