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Location : Pretoria - South Africa
Registration date : 2007-10-18

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An elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was a good idea
to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It worked
like a charm. The front of the church fills first."

The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, "And you told me a
little more beat to the music would bring young people back to church, so I
supported you when you brought in that rock 'n roll gospel choir. We are
packed to the balcony."

"Thank you, Father," answered the young priest. "I am pleased that you
are open to the new ideas of youth."

"Well," said the elderly priest, "I'm afraid you've gone too far with the
drive-thru confessional."

"But, Father," protested the young priest, "my confessions have nearly
doubled since I began that!"

"I know, son," replied the elderly priest, "but that flashing neon sign...
'Toot 'n Tell or Go to hell' can't stay on the church roof."
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