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PostSubject: The new company CEO means business !!!   The new company CEO means business !!! EmptySat Dec 08, 2007 5:20 pm

A company, feeling it is time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO.
This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a
wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them
know he means business! The CEO walks up to the guy and
asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"

Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies,
"I make $200 a week. Why?"

The CEO hands the guy $200 in cash and screams,
"Here's a week's pay,now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around
the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that
slacker did here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters,
"Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
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