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|Subject: The Da Vinci Code DeCoded Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:38 am|| |
The Da Vinci Code DeCodedIn the "DA VINCI CODE", written across the wall of the
cave, were the following symbols:It was considered a unique find and the writings
were said to be at least three thousand years old!
The piece of stone was removed, brought to the
museum, and archaeologists from around the world
came to study the ancient symbols. They held a
huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss
the meaning of the markings.
The President of the society pointed to first drawing
"This is a woman. We can see these people held
women in high esteem. You can also tell they were
intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they
were smart enough to have animals help them till the
soil. The next drawing is a shovel, which means they
had tools to help them.
Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish
which means that if a famine hit the earth and food
didn't grow, they seek food from the sea. The last
symbol appears to be the Star of David which means
they were evidently Hebrews".
The audience applauded enthusiastically.
Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of
the room and said:
"Idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left ...
It says: 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick.’"