Why did the chicken cross the road ???
"To get to the other side."
Jan F.E. Celliers:
"Dis die hoender, dis die pad, dis al."
"Die hoender is die Afrikanervolk se erfenis. So ook die pad.
En iemand moet dit waag om ons daarvan te beroof !"
"Ek was vreeslik op my nerves vir sy part tot hy anderkant gekom het.
Ek dink dit was stunning!"
"Aan die einde van die dag maak dit nie saak hoeveel keer
hy oor die straat is nie. Wat saak maak, is die telbord."
"It was his long walk to freedom. A true Rainbow chicken."
"Was dit 'n he-chicken or a she-chicken?" Does it Pik?
"How can the motives of a chicken who had done so much for
chickenhood be questioned? It must have 'struggled' to cross the road."
"I am sure the chicken is innocent.
He did what he did because of the apartheid legacy."
"The government will ensure that a fair quote of black chickens cross
the road as well. Why should black chickens remain on this side of the
road? I only watch black chickens crossing the road anyway..."
"Makes me think: We don't tax chickens crossing roads yet...."
"No matter where the chicken goes, we have the guts to fight back."
"Let's join the chicken and cross the road!"
"We should have crossed the road with him.
Together we will make a difference."
"I don't really have an opinion about this...."
"I would have paid a million to see the chicken cross the ro! ad!"
(Or to take one to Mars with me..)
"Stop that chicken! It must be repossessed together with the farm it
belongs to. And the farm opposite the road where it was going to.
And all the chickens on both farms. Repossess it all. And it's nobody's
business what I do in my country. It is the British's fault for bringing
chickens here anyway."