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PostSubject: Dogfood diet....   Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:13 pm

This is soooooo me....

I was buying a large bag of Eukanuba (Dog food) at Pick and Pay and standing
in line at the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Eukanuba Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 22 kilos before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pockets with Eukanuba nuggets and simply eat one or
two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so
I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting
in the street licking my b@lls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard
as he staggered out the door.

Stupid b!tch...why else would I buy dog food??
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PostSubject: ....   Mon Nov 19, 2007 6:07 pm

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Stupid b!tch...why else would I buy dog food??
..... of course so you can lick your balls ... silly woman ... Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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