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PostSubject: A little Catholic humor..   Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:33 am

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for



company. One day the dog died, and



Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, "Father, my dog is dead.



Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?"







Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an



animal in the church.



But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they



believe.



Maybe they'll do something for the creature."







Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father. Do ya 'think $5,000 is enough to



donate to them for the service?"







Father Patrick exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell



me the dog was Catholic?




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