Warrefok Entheos

 Number of posts: 1056 Age: 61 Location: Pretoria - South Africa Registration date: 2007-10-18
 | Subject: Christianity In A Nutshell ... 1 Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:00 pm | |
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- The universe was created by an all-powerful all-knowing being
- who came down to us in the form of a cosmic Jewish Zombie
- who was his own father
- who can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh
- and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master,
- so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity
- because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
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