http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/-t1.htm Lekker Humor en GrappiesSparkling Humour & Jokes Thu, 13 Aug 2009 11:46:26 GMT 10 http://i18.servimg.com/u/f18/11/38/05/86/ss_log13.jpg http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/-t1.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/paradoxes-t515.htm elianna From George Carlin The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less; we buy more, but enjoy it less. We have bigger houses and smaller families; more conveniences, but less time; we have more degrees, but less sense; more knowledge, but less judgment; moreexperts, but more problems; more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh ... Grappies - Jokes Thu, 13 Aug 2009 11:46:26 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/paradoxes-t515.htm#3016 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/paradoxes-t515.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/a-man-lost-his-wife-t514.htm elianna When Mr.. Wilkins answered the door late in the evening one day after he'd lost his wife scuba diving, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen. "We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife." "Well...tell me!" he demanded. The policeman said, "We have some bad news, some pretty good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?" Fearing the worse, Mr. Wilkins said, ... Grappies - Jokes Thu, 02 Jul 2009 08:55:58 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/a-man-lost-his-wife-t514.htm#3015 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/a-man-lost-his-wife-t514.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/mysterious-death-t513.htm elianna Mysterious death There was this case in the hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning at 11 a .m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. Why the death? So the doctors decide to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a .m., all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ... Grappies - Jokes Wed, 06 May 2009 11:23:35 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/mysterious-death-t513.htm#3014 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/mysterious-death-t513.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/prayer-t509.htm Warrefok ]]> Grappies - Jokes Thu, 18 Sep 2008 01:13:33 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/prayer-t509.htm#2997 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/prayer-t509.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/the-coopers-are-having-sex-t508.htm Warrefok The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighbourhood activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation: "There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted. "An Ambulance just drove by." "Looks like the Anderson's have company", he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike..." ... Grappies - Jokes Fri, 29 Aug 2008 03:16:28 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/the-coopers-are-having-sex-t508.htm#2986 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/the-coopers-are-having-sex-t508.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/proudly-guilty-your-honour-t507.htm Warrefok Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Bill hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Bill lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him. A month had passed, ... Grappies - Jokes Fri, 29 Aug 2008 03:10:11 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/proudly-guilty-your-honour-t507.htm#2985 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/proudly-guilty-your-honour-t507.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/regte-egte-kaapse-flavourdue-bus-t506.htm Seacomic Gamat and his bra were out on an all night jol in Long Street. Being > in the wee early hours of the morning and no busses running - the two > were forced to take a rustige walk home to Mitchells Plain. > > After a moerse lot of walking they eventually passed the bus depot. > > Gamat, being the brains of the outfit - tuned his bra to jump over the > fence and steal one of the buses, while he watched out for the cops. > > So the bra agrees and jumps ... Grappies - Jokes Thu, 28 Aug 2008 09:17:10 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/regte-egte-kaapse-flavourdue-bus-t506.htm#2984 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/regte-egte-kaapse-flavourdue-bus-t506.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/who-wears-the-pants-t505.htm Seacomic A young couple was in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right and don't forget it," said the husband. "I'm the man in this family." With that, she flipped him her panties and said, "Try ... Grappies - Jokes Mon, 25 Aug 2008 07:10:19 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/who-wears-the-pants-t505.htm#2975 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/who-wears-the-pants-t505.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/service-memorial-t504.htm Warrefok One Sunday morning, the preacher noticed little Billy was staring up at the plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names and small American flags were mounted on either side of it. The seven-year-old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the preacher walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly: "Good morning, Billy." "Good morning, Preacher," replied the young man, still focused on the plaque. "Preacher, ... Grappies - Jokes Fri, 22 Aug 2008 14:11:33 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/service-memorial-t504.htm#2974 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/service-memorial-t504.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/atheists-reaching-out-t503.htm Warrefok ]]> Grappies - Jokes Wed, 20 Aug 2008 15:12:45 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/atheists-reaching-out-t503.htm#2973 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/atheists-reaching-out-t503.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/the-wealthy-widower-t501.htm Warrefok Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, showed up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year old blonde. She knocked everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm, and hung onto Bob's arm and listened intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they cornered him and asked, "Bob, how did you get such a beautiful girlfriend at your age?" Bob replied, "Girlfriend? ... Grappies - Jokes Mon, 18 Aug 2008 13:17:37 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/the-wealthy-widower-t501.htm#2967 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/the-wealthy-widower-t501.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/a-man-s-worries-during-pregnancy-t500.htm Warrefok A woman pregnant with her first child pays a visit to her midwife. After the exam, she shyly says, "My husband wants me to ask you something." To which the midwife replies, "I know, I know," placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "I get asked that all the time. Don't worry, sex is fine until late in the pregnancy." "No, that's not it," the woman confesses, "He wants to know if I can still shovel the driveway." Grappies - Jokes Fri, 15 Aug 2008 05:39:03 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/a-man-s-worries-during-pregnancy-t500.htm#2966 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/a-man-s-worries-during-pregnancy-t500.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/hintern-t499.htm Warrefok ]]> Grappies - Jokes Wed, 13 Aug 2008 14:17:15 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/hintern-t499.htm#2965 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/hintern-t499.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/a-groot-boggerop-t498.htm Seacomic [b]'n Jongman, wat graag 'n verjaardag present vir sy nooi wou koop, het [/b][b]sy suster saamgeneem, om hom te help om die regte persent te koop. [/b][b]Sy kies toe'n paar handskoene wat hy vir sy meisie koop. Die suster koop toe vir haarself 'n paar broekies. Die meisie in die winkel maak toe 'n[/b][b] [b][b]foutjie. Sy ruil die twee pakkies per abuis om. Die suster kry toe die handskoene, En die arme ou, kry die broekies wat hy gaan pos met die briefie wat as Volg lees :[/b][/b][/b] [b]Liefste ... Grappies - Jokes Wed, 13 Aug 2008 07:55:34 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/a-groot-boggerop-t498.htm#2964 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/a-groot-boggerop-t498.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/bar-owner-sues-local-church-t497.htm Warrefok In a small Texas town, a new bar/tavern started a building to open up their business. The local Baptist church started a campaign with petitions and prayers to block the bar from opening. Work progressed, however, right up till the week before opening, when a lightning strike hit the bar and it burned to the ground. The church folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, until the bar owner sued the church on the grounds that the church was ultimately responsible for the demise ... Grappies - Jokes Wed, 13 Aug 2008 02:31:30 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/bar-owner-sues-local-church-t497.htm#2962 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/bar-owner-sues-local-church-t497.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/koos-mike-en-kallie-t496.htm Seacomic Koos, Mike en Kallie word deur spietkops by ’n groot winkelsentrum in Benoni afgetrek. Spietkop: OK, guys, het julle ’n id้้ hoe vinnig julle gery het? Hulle: G’n idee nie – maar jy gaan ons s๊! Spietkop: So vinnig dat julle elkeen ’n spoedkaartjie gaan kry! (Hy haal sy boekie uit.) Wat is jou naam? Koos kyk rond en sien ’n Woolworths-reklamebord daar naby: “My naam is William Woolworth," s๊ Koos. Kallie snap dit dadelik, kyk rond en sien Edgars. “My naam is Eddie Edgars!” Kallie ... Grappies - Jokes Mon, 11 Aug 2008 12:42:14 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/koos-mike-en-kallie-t496.htm#2961 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/koos-mike-en-kallie-t496.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/respect-t495.htm Warrefok ]]> Grappies - Jokes Fri, 08 Aug 2008 08:12:09 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/respect-t495.htm#2960 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/respect-t495.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/oom-sarel-en-die-droogte-t481.htm Warrefok Die droogte in die diep Karoo het so erg geword dat daar niks meer oor is van Oom Sarel se plaas nie. Hy het al sy beeste laat slag, al sy skape verkoop. Die veld is so droog soos hy dit nog nooit in sy 65 jaar gesien het nie. Die plaaswerkers het verlede maand getrek om te gaan kyk of hulle nie kan werk kry in Zimbabwe nie, so sleg het dit gegaan. Oom Sarel sit een oggend op die stoep, verby moedeloos. Skielik kom daar 'n helikopter oor gevlieg. Hy kyk die helikopter so, draai na Tant Sarie ... Grappies - Jokes Fri, 07 Mar 2008 13:52:26 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/oom-sarel-en-die-droogte-t481.htm#2926 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/oom-sarel-en-die-droogte-t481.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/nursery-rhymes-we-didn-t-have-as-kids-t480.htm Warrefok Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ============================================== MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. ============================================== SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pie man, 'What have you got there?' Said the Pie man unto Simon, 'Pies, ... Grappies - Jokes Fri, 07 Mar 2008 05:13:46 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/nursery-rhymes-we-didn-t-have-as-kids-t480.htm#2919 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/nursery-rhymes-we-didn-t-have-as-kids-t480.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/van-geld-en-voels-t470.htm Bennie Plaasseun stap kroeg binne met 'n volstruis onder die een arm en en 'n toiletbak vol R100 note onder die ander.

Die kroegman vra: "En die?"


Seun: "My pa het ges๊ as jy girls soek, moet jy 'n groot vo๋l en 'n kakhuis vol geld h๊."

]]> Grappies - Jokes Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:15:23 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/van-geld-en-voels-t470.htm#2904 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/van-geld-en-voels-t470.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/this-bull-mated-339-times-last-year-t469.htm Warrefok The cattle farmer always makes two trips to the stockyard per week, his wife never goes until today. Today he's in search for a new bull. As they start down the first row of bulls a sign on the first pen says "This bull mated 35 times last year." The wife says, "look honey that's good?" The farmer says, "that's nothin". The next pen's sign says "This bull mated 148 times last year." The wife says, " I know that's good! "The farmer says, ... Grappies - Jokes Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:22:05 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/this-bull-mated-339-times-last-year-t469.htm#2901 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/this-bull-mated-339-times-last-year-t469.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/bus-stops-and-blind-men-and-children-t466.htm Anonymous [b]Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking ... Grappies - Jokes Tue, 04 Mar 2008 12:09:02 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/bus-stops-and-blind-men-and-children-t466.htm#2896 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/bus-stops-and-blind-men-and-children-t466.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/i-don-t-actually-know-why-i-m-putting-this-in-the-jokes-forum-t464.htm Warrefok TIMES ... THEY ARE A CHANGING ... SCENARIO: Jack starts a fight with John at school. THEN: A large group of boys form around the two, they beat the shit out of each other, they shake hands and the next day they are best mates. NOW: The police are called. They arrest John and Jack. All cellular phones with videos of the fight are confiscated as evidence. Both are charged with assault. Both are suspended, even though Jack started ... Grappies - Jokes Thu, 28 Feb 2008 21:28:54 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/i-don-t-actually-know-why-i-m-putting-this-in-the-jokes-forum-t464.htm#2887 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/i-don-t-actually-know-why-i-m-putting-this-in-the-jokes-forum-t464.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/how-to-tell-male-and-female-flies-apart-t463.htm Warrefok A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone." Grappies - Jokes Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:56:19 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/how-to-tell-male-and-female-flies-apart-t463.htm#2886 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/how-to-tell-male-and-female-flies-apart-t463.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/hoe-se-mens-goeie-nag-in-verskillende-lande-t462.htm Warrefok Lekker slaap om die w๊reld: HOLLAND: Goeden nagt AUSTRALIE: Night Mate USA: Goodnite DUITSLAND: Slไfin si w๖l SUID AFRIKA: Is die deure gesluit, is die vensters toegemaak, is die kar ingetrek en is die alarm geaktiveer? Is die Rotweilers geb๊re en veilig? Lekker slaap, moenie worry nie, Eskom sal die ligte afsit! Grappies - Jokes Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:43:13 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/hoe-se-mens-goeie-nag-in-verskillende-lande-t462.htm#2885 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/hoe-se-mens-goeie-nag-in-verskillende-lande-t462.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/moenie-rook-as-jy-borsvoed-nie-t461.htm Warrefok W A A R S K U W I N G

Moenie rook as jy borsvoed nie !!!
Jy kan jou ma se tiete brand !!!]]> Grappies - Jokes Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:40:40 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/moenie-rook-as-jy-borsvoed-nie-t461.htm#2884 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/moenie-rook-as-jy-borsvoed-nie-t461.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/cheers-peeps-t454.htm Anonymous 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh1t.. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. 6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. 8. I don't work here, I'm ... Grappies - Jokes Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:37:19 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/cheers-peeps-t454.htm#2793 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/cheers-peeps-t454.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/nymph-convention-t453.htm Anonymous A man boarded an aircraft in New York and took his seat. As he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realized she was heading straight towards his seat. Bingo! She took the seat right beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in France ." He swallowed hard. Struggling to maintain his composure, he ... Grappies - Jokes Fri, 22 Feb 2008 09:37:05 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/nymph-convention-t453.htm#2784 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/nymph-convention-t453.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/blonde-guy-joke-t452.htm Anonymous [i]The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait[/i][i] [/i][i]!!!![/i][i] [/i] An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20 th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get Burritos ... Grappies - Jokes Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:27:42 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/blonde-guy-joke-t452.htm#2767 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/blonde-guy-joke-t452.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/paternity-t449.htm Anonymous specially for you, Drew... ....being a Dad and all...... I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS... A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' [size=9] Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are ... Grappies - Jokes Thu, 21 Feb 2008 06:42:56 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/paternity-t449.htm#2727 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/paternity-t449.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/sense-of-humour-t443.htm Warrefok Wife gets naked and asks hubby, "What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

Hubby looks her up & down and replies, "You're fookin sense of humour!"]]> Grappies - Jokes Fri, 15 Feb 2008 06:51:15 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/sense-of-humour-t443.htm#2658 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/sense-of-humour-t443.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/the-cowboy-boots-t442.htm Anonymous A n elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, are in Alberta . Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret looks him over, "Nope." Frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different ... Grappies - Jokes Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:32:23 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/the-cowboy-boots-t442.htm#2640 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/the-cowboy-boots-t442.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/a-brakpan-girl-t433.htm Bennie The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car till she's lying flat out on the road.
Medic: "OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed."
Brakpan: "Ok."
Medic: "How many fingers am I putting up?"
Brakpan: "Oh my god I'm paralysed from the waist down!"]]> Grappies - Jokes Fri, 08 Feb 2008 05:55:17 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/a-brakpan-girl-t433.htm#2445 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/a-brakpan-girl-t433.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/liewe-dr-roof-t429.htm Warrefok Liewe Dr Roof, Ek is 15 jaar oud en sit graag my hand op my boyfriend se been in die bus. Ons ry elke dag saam in die bus. Iemand het dit nou die dag gesien en ges๊ ons gaan kak as die onnies uitvind. Hoe nou? Is dit dan verkeerd? Baie ongelukkig, Sannie. —————————————————————————————————————————————————— Liewe Sannie, Bly weg van jou boyfriend se been. Dit is taboe, onheilig en vreeslike sonde. Nee magtig man, wat word van julle kinders deesdae? Toe ek ... Grappies - Jokes Tue, 05 Feb 2008 14:24:41 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/liewe-dr-roof-t429.htm#2410 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/liewe-dr-roof-t429.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/why-men-need-post-it-notes-t426.htm Warrefok ]]> Grappies - Jokes Tue, 05 Feb 2008 06:42:35 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/why-men-need-post-it-notes-t426.htm#2406 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/why-men-need-post-it-notes-t426.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/blonde-escapee-t423.htm Warrefok Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls decided that when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?? The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early. The redhead was elated to be able to get in quick workout at the ... Grappies - Jokes Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:46:16 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/blonde-escapee-t423.htm#2392 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/blonde-escapee-t423.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/wemin-tip-for-power-outages-t420.htm Warrefok .
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]]> Grappies - Jokes Mon, 04 Feb 2008 06:36:55 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/wemin-tip-for-power-outages-t420.htm#2382 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/wemin-tip-for-power-outages-t420.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/mbeki-meets-the-queen-t418.htm Anonymous President Mbeki meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?" "Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Mbeki frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?" The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an ... Grappies - Jokes Fri, 01 Feb 2008 08:36:30 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/mbeki-meets-the-queen-t418.htm#2363 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/mbeki-meets-the-queen-t418.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/lord-they-finally-together-t411.htm Anonymous [b]LORD, THEY'RE FINALLY TOGETHER .... [/b][b] [/b] [b] She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. She finally died after having 25 children.. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, " Lord, they're finally together." One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her ... Grappies - Jokes Thu, 31 Jan 2008 09:13:25 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/lord-they-finally-together-t411.htm#2320 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/lord-they-finally-together-t411.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/seks-is-soos-brei-t410.htm Warrefok Seks is soos brei ... Hoe ouer jy word, hoe meer steke verloor jy ... BREI tjomma BREI, oudag kom nader ! ! ! Grappies - Jokes Thu, 31 Jan 2008 06:53:38 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/seks-is-soos-brei-t410.htm#2316 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/seks-is-soos-brei-t410.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/lawn-mower-t395.htm Anonymous When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the ... Grappies - Jokes Fri, 25 Jan 2008 09:37:12 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/lawn-mower-t395.htm#2201 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/lawn-mower-t395.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/little-mark-t394.htm Anonymous LITTLE Mark ON MATHS > > A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and > you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little MARK. > > He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." > > The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." > > Then little MARK says, "I have a question for YOU. > > There are 3 women sitting on a bench ... Grappies - Jokes Fri, 25 Jan 2008 05:02:57 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/little-mark-t394.htm#2187 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/little-mark-t394.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/an-oldie-resurfaced-revised-t386.htm Warrefok Van in Poffadder... Van has a Petrol station in Poffadder and was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read: "Free Sex with Fill-Up." Soon a local pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. Van told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex. The guy guessed 8, and Van said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time." A week later, the same chap, along with his ... Grappies - Jokes Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:19:08 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/an-oldie-resurfaced-revised-t386.htm#2161 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/an-oldie-resurfaced-revised-t386.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/how-adam-got-eve-t384.htm Warrefok How Adam Got Eve Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you ???' Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will ... Grappies - Jokes Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:15:09 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/how-adam-got-eve-t384.htm#2157 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/how-adam-got-eve-t384.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/bush-einstein-pisacco-at-pearly-gates-t369.htm Bennie BUSH, EINSTEIN, PISACCO AT PEARLY GATES George W. Bush, Albert Einstein and Pablo Picasso have all died. Due to a glitch in the mundane/celestial time-space continuum, all three arrive at the Pearly Gates more or less simultaneously, even though their deaths have taken place decades apart. The first to ... Grappies - Jokes Fri, 18 Jan 2008 06:37:16 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/bush-einstein-pisacco-at-pearly-gates-t369.htm#2066 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/bush-einstein-pisacco-at-pearly-gates-t369.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/not-actually-a-joke-but-funny-nevertheless-t311.htm Warrefok ]]> Grappies - Jokes Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:04:10 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/not-actually-a-joke-but-funny-nevertheless-t311.htm#1719 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/not-actually-a-joke-but-funny-nevertheless-t311.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/puff-n-pass-t363.htm Warrefok When zoll become too expensive.... Smokers will find another solution 'cause QUITTING is NOT an OPTION !!! NO RETREAT ... NO SURRENDER PUFF 'n PASS Grappies - Jokes Thu, 17 Jan 2008 08:17:43 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/puff-n-pass-t363.htm#2033 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/puff-n-pass-t363.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/van-der-merwe-besoek-die-queen-t362.htm Warrefok Van der Merwe somehow gets invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at her table he says to her: "Jis you know Queen, you have got such a nice house, and you know Queen, your clothes are so nice, and you know Queen your food is so lekker!" The Queen gets hacked off with this entire "Queen" bit and says to Van: "Mr. Van der Merwe, you should not be calling me Queen all the time. My correct title is "Your Highness". Van: "Jirre, ... Grappies - Jokes Thu, 17 Jan 2008 07:39:38 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/van-der-merwe-besoek-die-queen-t362.htm#2030 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/van-der-merwe-besoek-die-queen-t362.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/beer-turn-men-into-wemin-t252.htm Warrefok ]]> Grappies - Jokes Sat, 15 Dec 2007 04:17:27 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/beer-turn-men-into-wemin-t252.htm#1442 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/beer-turn-men-into-wemin-t252.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/manlik-en-vroulikke-naam-woorde-t359.htm Bennie Meel:
Wat is manlik en vroulik van meel?
Mieliemeel en koekmeel.
Wat gebeur as hulle viagra inkry?
Dan word hulle stuifmeel en bruismeel ."]]> Grappies - Jokes Tue, 15 Jan 2008 07:40:11 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/manlik-en-vroulikke-naam-woorde-t359.htm#2010 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/manlik-en-vroulikke-naam-woorde-t359.htm