http://sparklers.forumotion.com/feed/? Latest topics Thu, 13 Aug 2009 11:46:26 GMT 10 http://i18.servimg.com/u/f18/11/38/05/86/ss_log13.jpg http://sparklers.forumotion.com/feed/? http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/paradoxes-t515.htm elianna From George Carlin The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less; we buy more, but enjoy it less. We have bigger houses and smaller families; more conveniences, but less time; we have more degrees, but less sense; more knowledge, but less judgment; moreexperts, but more problems; more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh ... Grappies - Jokes Thu, 13 Aug 2009 11:46:26 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/paradoxes-t515.htm#3016 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/paradoxes-t515.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/a-man-lost-his-wife-t514.htm elianna When Mr.. Wilkins answered the door late in the evening one day after he'd lost his wife scuba diving, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen. "We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife." "Well...tell me!" he demanded. The policeman said, "We have some bad news, some pretty good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?" Fearing the worse, Mr. Wilkins said, ... Grappies - Jokes Thu, 02 Jul 2009 08:55:58 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/a-man-lost-his-wife-t514.htm#3015 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/a-man-lost-his-wife-t514.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/mysterious-death-t513.htm elianna Mysterious death There was this case in the hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning at 11 a .m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. Why the death? So the doctors decide to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a .m., all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ... Grappies - Jokes Wed, 06 May 2009 11:23:35 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/mysterious-death-t513.htm#3014 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/mysterious-death-t513.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/algemeen-general-f1/happynew-year-every-one-t512.htm Bennie Happy hew year every one! Algemeen - General Fri, 02 Jan 2009 11:36:55 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/algemeen-general-f1/happynew-year-every-one-t512.htm#3010 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/algemeen-general-f1/happynew-year-every-one-t512.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/algemeen-general-f1/hallo-sparklers-t511.htm Seacomic hope you all doing well....
lounging around the house here....long overdue break for me....
enjoying every moment of it.....
take care....chat later.... ]]> Algemeen - General Tue, 07 Oct 2008 10:25:51 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/algemeen-general-f1/hallo-sparklers-t511.htm#3001 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/algemeen-general-f1/hallo-sparklers-t511.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/algemeen-general-f1/happy-birthday-wf-t510.htm Seacomic
hoping and wishing you are having a good day allround....
sorry I have missed you again...chat later.....]]> Algemeen - General Tue, 23 Sep 2008 11:52:28 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/algemeen-general-f1/happy-birthday-wf-t510.htm#2998 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/algemeen-general-f1/happy-birthday-wf-t510.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/prayer-t509.htm Warrefok ]]> Grappies - Jokes Thu, 18 Sep 2008 01:13:33 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/prayer-t509.htm#2997 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/prayer-t509.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/algemeen-general-f1/helloanybody-home-t494.htm Seacomic ....
ja ok ok....
I hear that resounding "droster" in my ears.....
hope you are all enjoying this fab day...... ]]> Algemeen - General Tue, 05 Aug 2008 10:00:54 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/algemeen-general-f1/helloanybody-home-t494.htm#2959 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/algemeen-general-f1/helloanybody-home-t494.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/the-coopers-are-having-sex-t508.htm Warrefok The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighbourhood activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation: "There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted. "An Ambulance just drove by." "Looks like the Anderson's have company", he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike..." ... Grappies - Jokes Fri, 29 Aug 2008 03:16:28 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/the-coopers-are-having-sex-t508.htm#2986 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/the-coopers-are-having-sex-t508.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/proudly-guilty-your-honour-t507.htm Warrefok Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Bill hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Bill lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him. A month had passed, ... Grappies - Jokes Fri, 29 Aug 2008 03:10:11 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/proudly-guilty-your-honour-t507.htm#2985 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/proudly-guilty-your-honour-t507.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/regte-egte-kaapse-flavourdue-bus-t506.htm Seacomic Gamat and his bra were out on an all night jol in Long Street. Being > in the wee early hours of the morning and no busses running - the two > were forced to take a rustige walk home to Mitchells Plain. > > After a moerse lot of walking they eventually passed the bus depot. > > Gamat, being the brains of the outfit - tuned his bra to jump over the > fence and steal one of the buses, while he watched out for the cops. > > So the bra agrees and jumps ... Grappies - Jokes Thu, 28 Aug 2008 09:17:10 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/regte-egte-kaapse-flavourdue-bus-t506.htm#2984 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/regte-egte-kaapse-flavourdue-bus-t506.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/who-wears-the-pants-t505.htm Seacomic A young couple was in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right and don't forget it," said the husband. "I'm the man in this family." With that, she flipped him her panties and said, "Try ... Grappies - Jokes Mon, 25 Aug 2008 07:10:19 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/who-wears-the-pants-t505.htm#2975 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/who-wears-the-pants-t505.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/service-memorial-t504.htm Warrefok One Sunday morning, the preacher noticed little Billy was staring up at the plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names and small American flags were mounted on either side of it. The seven-year-old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the preacher walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly: "Good morning, Billy." "Good morning, Preacher," replied the young man, still focused on the plaque. "Preacher, ... Grappies - Jokes Fri, 22 Aug 2008 14:11:33 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/service-memorial-t504.htm#2974 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/service-memorial-t504.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/atheists-reaching-out-t503.htm Warrefok ]]> Grappies - Jokes Wed, 20 Aug 2008 15:12:45 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/atheists-reaching-out-t503.htm#2973 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/atheists-reaching-out-t503.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/algemeen-general-f1/welcome-bigbob-t502.htm Seacomic ]]> Algemeen - General Wed, 20 Aug 2008 07:59:32 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/algemeen-general-f1/welcome-bigbob-t502.htm#2968 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/algemeen-general-f1/welcome-bigbob-t502.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/the-wealthy-widower-t501.htm Warrefok Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, showed up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year old blonde. She knocked everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm, and hung onto Bob's arm and listened intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they cornered him and asked, "Bob, how did you get such a beautiful girlfriend at your age?" Bob replied, "Girlfriend? ... Grappies - Jokes Mon, 18 Aug 2008 13:17:37 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/the-wealthy-widower-t501.htm#2967 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/the-wealthy-widower-t501.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/a-man-s-worries-during-pregnancy-t500.htm Warrefok A woman pregnant with her first child pays a visit to her midwife. After the exam, she shyly says, "My husband wants me to ask you something." To which the midwife replies, "I know, I know," placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "I get asked that all the time. Don't worry, sex is fine until late in the pregnancy." "No, that's not it," the woman confesses, "He wants to know if I can still shovel the driveway." Grappies - Jokes Fri, 15 Aug 2008 05:39:03 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/a-man-s-worries-during-pregnancy-t500.htm#2966 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/a-man-s-worries-during-pregnancy-t500.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/hintern-t499.htm Warrefok ]]> Grappies - Jokes Wed, 13 Aug 2008 14:17:15 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/hintern-t499.htm#2965 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/hintern-t499.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/a-groot-boggerop-t498.htm Seacomic [b]'n Jongman, wat graag 'n verjaardag present vir sy nooi wou koop, het [/b][b]sy suster saamgeneem, om hom te help om die regte persent te koop. [/b][b]Sy kies toe'n paar handskoene wat hy vir sy meisie koop. Die suster koop toe vir haarself 'n paar broekies. Die meisie in die winkel maak toe 'n[/b][b] [b][b]foutjie. Sy ruil die twee pakkies per abuis om. Die suster kry toe die handskoene, En die arme ou, kry die broekies wat hy gaan pos met die briefie wat as Volg lees :[/b][/b][/b] [b]Liefste ... Grappies - Jokes Wed, 13 Aug 2008 07:55:34 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/a-groot-boggerop-t498.htm#2964 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/a-groot-boggerop-t498.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/bar-owner-sues-local-church-t497.htm Warrefok In a small Texas town, a new bar/tavern started a building to open up their business. The local Baptist church started a campaign with petitions and prayers to block the bar from opening. Work progressed, however, right up till the week before opening, when a lightning strike hit the bar and it burned to the ground. The church folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, until the bar owner sued the church on the grounds that the church was ultimately responsible for the demise ... Grappies - Jokes Wed, 13 Aug 2008 02:31:30 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/bar-owner-sues-local-church-t497.htm#2962 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/bar-owner-sues-local-church-t497.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/koos-mike-en-kallie-t496.htm Seacomic Koos, Mike en Kallie word deur spietkops by ’n groot winkelsentrum in Benoni afgetrek. Spietkop: OK, guys, het julle ’n idéé hoe vinnig julle gery het? Hulle: G’n idee nie – maar jy gaan ons sê! Spietkop: So vinnig dat julle elkeen ’n spoedkaartjie gaan kry! (Hy haal sy boekie uit.) Wat is jou naam? Koos kyk rond en sien ’n Woolworths-reklamebord daar naby: “My naam is William Woolworth," sê Koos. Kallie snap dit dadelik, kyk rond en sien Edgars. “My naam is Eddie Edgars!” Kallie ... Grappies - Jokes Mon, 11 Aug 2008 12:42:14 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/koos-mike-en-kallie-t496.htm#2961 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/koos-mike-en-kallie-t496.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/respect-t495.htm Warrefok ]]> Grappies - Jokes Fri, 08 Aug 2008 08:12:09 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/respect-t495.htm#2960 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/respect-t495.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/in-die-nuus-in-the-news-f14/sa-s-shameful-silence-t493.htm Warrefok SA's shameful silence WHEN our children learn the history of post-colonial Africa, they will be confronted with a case history: Zimbabwe. They will learn how the bread basket of Africa descended into chaos, with the highest inflation rate in the world. They will learn that about four million Zimbabweans fled hunger and political persecution. They will learn about a kleptocracy that lined its pockets while the poor died. This will not be a history lesson. It will be a dissection ... In die Nuus - In the News Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:46:29 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/in-die-nuus-in-the-news-f14/sa-s-shameful-silence-t493.htm#2958 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/in-die-nuus-in-the-news-f14/sa-s-shameful-silence-t493.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/in-die-nuus-in-the-news-f14/and-what-do-we-tell-the-children-t417.htm Warrefok Country in turmoil: An unidentified young girl on Wednesday sits on part of a train rail that connects Kenya with neighbour Uganda. The train line was recently destroyed in post-election violence in the western town of Kisumu. (Yasuyoshi Chiba, AFP) M&G In die Nuus - In the News Fri, 01 Feb 2008 04:36:22 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/in-die-nuus-in-the-news-f14/and-what-do-we-tell-the-children-t417.htm#2342 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/in-die-nuus-in-the-news-f14/and-what-do-we-tell-the-children-t417.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/in-die-nuus-in-the-news-f14/six-week-old-gorilla-t492.htm Warrefok in England, after her mother showed no sign of any maternal instinct.
]]> In die Nuus - In the News Wed, 19 Mar 2008 05:16:28 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/in-die-nuus-in-the-news-f14/six-week-old-gorilla-t492.htm#2956 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/in-die-nuus-in-the-news-f14/six-week-old-gorilla-t492.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/algemeen-general-f1/tree-attacks-warrefok-s-house-t491.htm Warrefok Na al die gereën besluit die een doringboom toe hy donner sommer oppie huis om ... It never rains ... but it pours trees nowadays ... Algemeen - General Tue, 18 Mar 2008 07:36:48 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/algemeen-general-f1/tree-attacks-warrefok-s-house-t491.htm#2955 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/algemeen-general-f1/tree-attacks-warrefok-s-house-t491.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/in-die-nuus-in-the-news-f14/corruption-may-ruin-2010-world-cup-for-sa-t490.htm Warrefok Corruption may ruin 2010 World Cup for SA M&G - Johannesburg, South Africa - 15 March 2008 South Africa's 2010 World Cup soccer tournament is a prime target for corruption, editors were told in Johannesburg on Friday. "There is a real fear that South Africa, in the staging of the 2010 Soccer World Cup, could look bad in the eyes of the world because of the dangers of corruption," said Professor Danny Titus, chairperson of the South African branch of Transparency International. He ... In die Nuus - In the News Sat, 15 Mar 2008 18:29:47 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/in-die-nuus-in-the-news-f14/corruption-may-ruin-2010-world-cup-for-sa-t490.htm#2954 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/in-die-nuus-in-the-news-f14/corruption-may-ruin-2010-world-cup-for-sa-t490.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/godsdiens-religion-f6/what-is-religion-t489.htm Bennie All religion, however, is nothing but the fantastic reflection in men's minds of those external forces which control their daily life, a reflection in which the terrestrial forces assume the form of supernatural forces. In the beginnings of history it was the forces of nature which were first so reflected, and which in the course of further evolution underwent the most manifold and varied personifications among the various peoples. This early process has been traced back by comparative ... Godsdiens - Religion Fri, 14 Mar 2008 07:32:49 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/godsdiens-religion-f6/what-is-religion-t489.htm#2953 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/godsdiens-religion-f6/what-is-religion-t489.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/godsdiens-religion-f6/fewer-confessions-and-new-sins-t485.htm Warrefok Fewer confessions and new sins By David Willey - BBC News, Rome - Monday, 10 March 2008 The Vatican has brought up to date the traditional seven deadly sins by adding seven modern mortal sins it claims are becoming prevalent in what it calls an era of "unstoppable globalisation". Those newly risking eternal punishment include drug pushers, the obscenely wealthy, and scientists who manipulate human genes. So "thou shalt not carry out morally dubious scientific experiments" ... Godsdiens - Religion Mon, 10 Mar 2008 19:56:22 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/godsdiens-religion-f6/fewer-confessions-and-new-sins-t485.htm#2945 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/godsdiens-religion-f6/fewer-confessions-and-new-sins-t485.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/algemeen-general-f1/good-morning-everybody-t425.htm Warrefok And this brings us to the song of the day: FU or Do that to me one more time Once is never enough with a man like you Do that to me one more time I can never get enough of a man like you Whoa-oh-oh, kiss me like you just did Oh, baby, do that to me once again Pass that by me one more time Once is never enough for my heart to hear Whoa-oh-oh, tell it to me one more time I can never hear enough while I got'ya near Whoa-oh-oh, say those words again that you just did Oh, ... Algemeen - General Thu, 24 Jan 2008 06:39:20 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/algemeen-general-f1/good-morning-everybody-t425.htm#2172 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/algemeen-general-f1/good-morning-everybody-t425.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/godsdiens-religion-f6/israel-gives-thanks-for-the-end-of-oppression-zapiro-t488.htm Warrefok ]]> Godsdiens - Religion Thu, 13 Mar 2008 05:24:03 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/godsdiens-religion-f6/israel-gives-thanks-for-the-end-of-oppression-zapiro-t488.htm#2948 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/godsdiens-religion-f6/israel-gives-thanks-for-the-end-of-oppression-zapiro-t488.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/sport-f8/sa-drops-the-22nd-ranked-in-the-world-among-test-bowlers-for-race-reasons-t487.htm Warrefok Nel discarded as SA quota bites BBC - Wednesday, 12 March 2008 Andre Nel has been dropped from South Africa's squad for the Test series in India, which starts in March. South Africa selection convenor Joubert Strydom said there had been "a lot of discussion" about the 14-man squad, which includes six non-white players. In two changes from the squad selected for Tests in Bangladesh, two non-white players, fast bowler Charl Langeveldt and spin bowler Robin Peterson, are ... Sport Thu, 13 Mar 2008 04:58:14 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/sport-f8/sa-drops-the-22nd-ranked-in-the-world-among-test-bowlers-for-race-reasons-t487.htm#2947 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/sport-f8/sa-drops-the-22nd-ranked-in-the-world-among-test-bowlers-for-race-reasons-t487.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/in-die-nuus-in-the-news-f14/the-strongest-man-standing-between-the-bush-administration-and-a-war-with-iran-retires-t486.htm Warrefok US Mid-East commander steps down BBC - Tuesday, 11 March 2008 The commander of US forces in Iraq and Afghanistan, Admiral William Fallon, is to retire from his post early. He cited the "embarrassing situation and public perception of differences between my views and administration policy" as the reason for retiring. He was the subject of a recent article by Esquire magazine, which said he was opposed to the use of force against Iran over its nuclear programme. The 63-year-old ... In die Nuus - In the News Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:28:16 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/in-die-nuus-in-the-news-f14/the-strongest-man-standing-between-the-bush-administration-and-a-war-with-iran-retires-t486.htm#2946 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/in-die-nuus-in-the-news-f14/the-strongest-man-standing-between-the-bush-administration-and-a-war-with-iran-retires-t486.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/godsdiens-religion-f6/why-does-homo-sapiens-have-this-desire-to-busy-himself-with-crap-t484.htm Warrefok Members of indigenous groups take part in the Rising Sun ceremony at Mayan ruins in Palenque, Chiapas, Mexico. Bulgarians mark Mesni Zagovezni, an Orthodox Christian holiday during which they chase away evil spirits with fire rituals. Funerals were held on Monday for some of more than 100 Palestinians killed in the fighting. Many were militants, but many others were civilians. Eight people were killed and several wounded when a gunman opened fire at a Jewish religious seminary ... Godsdiens - Religion Mon, 10 Mar 2008 19:33:20 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/godsdiens-religion-f6/why-does-homo-sapiens-have-this-desire-to-busy-himself-with-crap-t484.htm#2944 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/godsdiens-religion-f6/why-does-homo-sapiens-have-this-desire-to-busy-himself-with-crap-t484.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/in-die-nuus-in-the-news-f14/this-is-a-reborn-christian-leader-in-action-t483.htm Warrefok Bush vetoes interrogation limits Saturday, 8 March 2008 - BBC US President George Bush says he has vetoed legislation that would stop the CIA using interrogation methods such as simulated drowning or "water-boarding". He said he rejected the intelligence bill, passed by Senate and Congress, as it took "away one of the most valuable tools in the war on terror". The president said the CIA needed "specialised interrogation procedures" that the military did ... In die Nuus - In the News Sun, 09 Mar 2008 10:02:13 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/in-die-nuus-in-the-news-f14/this-is-a-reborn-christian-leader-in-action-t483.htm#2936 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/in-die-nuus-in-the-news-f14/this-is-a-reborn-christian-leader-in-action-t483.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/algemeen-general-f1/hello-sparklersgood-morning-t465.htm Anonymous Howzit?.....been bunking since Thursday......and now, this morning I really DO have a sore throat, my tonsils are giving me hell... Hope you all had a good time.....I did.... Algemeen - General Mon, 03 Mar 2008 04:44:10 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/algemeen-general-f1/hello-sparklersgood-morning-t465.htm#2891 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/algemeen-general-f1/hello-sparklersgood-morning-t465.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/in-die-nuus-in-the-news-f14/springs-off-course-strubenvale-to-be-exact-t482.htm Warrefok Dumb ... Dumber ... Springs ... he he he ... In die Nuus - In the News Sun, 09 Mar 2008 04:52:14 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/in-die-nuus-in-the-news-f14/springs-off-course-strubenvale-to-be-exact-t482.htm#2935 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/in-die-nuus-in-the-news-f14/springs-off-course-strubenvale-to-be-exact-t482.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/oom-sarel-en-die-droogte-t481.htm Warrefok Die droogte in die diep Karoo het so erg geword dat daar niks meer oor is van Oom Sarel se plaas nie. Hy het al sy beeste laat slag, al sy skape verkoop. Die veld is so droog soos hy dit nog nooit in sy 65 jaar gesien het nie. Die plaaswerkers het verlede maand getrek om te gaan kyk of hulle nie kan werk kry in Zimbabwe nie, so sleg het dit gegaan. Oom Sarel sit een oggend op die stoep, verby moedeloos. Skielik kom daar 'n helikopter oor gevlieg. Hy kyk die helikopter so, draai na Tant Sarie ... Grappies - Jokes Fri, 07 Mar 2008 13:52:26 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/oom-sarel-en-die-droogte-t481.htm#2926 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/oom-sarel-en-die-droogte-t481.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/sport-f8/short-and-sweet-t477.htm Warrefok ]]> Sport Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:58:53 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/sport-f8/short-and-sweet-t477.htm#2914 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/sport-f8/short-and-sweet-t477.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/nursery-rhymes-we-didn-t-have-as-kids-t480.htm Warrefok Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ============================================== MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. ============================================== SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pie man, 'What have you got there?' Said the Pie man unto Simon, 'Pies, ... Grappies - Jokes Fri, 07 Mar 2008 05:13:46 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/nursery-rhymes-we-didn-t-have-as-kids-t480.htm#2919 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/nursery-rhymes-we-didn-t-have-as-kids-t480.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/godsdiens-religion-f6/ogoh-ogoh-booooh-t479.htm Warrefok Boys in Bali, Indonesia, carry giant 'ogoh-ogoh' effigies - dolls that represent evil spirits - in preparation for Silence Day on Friday when Balinese Hindus welcome in the New Year. BBC Ogoh-Ogoh 2002 Ogoh-Ogoh 2007 Godsdiens - Religion Fri, 07 Mar 2008 03:41:15 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/godsdiens-religion-f6/ogoh-ogoh-booooh-t479.htm#2917 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/godsdiens-religion-f6/ogoh-ogoh-booooh-t479.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/godsdiens-religion-f6/precarious-t478.htm Warrefok An 80-year-old man prays in the middle of the street where Pakistani opposition leader Benazir Bhutto was killed. Ultra-Orthodox Jews joined a "mass prayer" in Jerusalem to pray for deliverance from Palestinian militants' rockets. Godsdiens - Religion Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:09:53 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/godsdiens-religion-f6/precarious-t478.htm#2915 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/godsdiens-religion-f6/precarious-t478.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/in-die-nuus-in-the-news-f14/japanese-firm-tells-workers-drinks-are-on-us-t476.htm Warrefok Me finks me shall maar move to Tokyo ... Japanese firm tells workers: Drinks are on us Tokyo, Japan - 04 March 2008 Boozing into the night might inhibit coherent speech, but a Japanese company bets it will make workers communicate better. And it's even willing to pay for it. Japan General Estate said on Tuesday it is planning to dole out thousands of dollars a month for its employees to go on the town in a bid to help communication. Japanese companies routinely offer generous ... In die Nuus - In the News Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:04:59 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/in-die-nuus-in-the-news-f14/japanese-firm-tells-workers-drinks-are-on-us-t476.htm#2913 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/in-die-nuus-in-the-news-f14/japanese-firm-tells-workers-drinks-are-on-us-t476.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/godsdiens-religion-f6/high-on-mount-sinai-t475.htm Warrefok . . . . . . . High on Mount Sinai? Jerusalem, Israel - 05 March 2008 The biblical Israelites may have been high on a hallucinogenic plant when Moses brought the Ten Commandments down from Mount Sinai, according to a new study by an Israeli psychology professor. Writing in the British journal Time and Mind, Benny Shanon of Jerusalem's Hebrew University said two plants in the Sinai desert contain the same psychoactive molecules as those found in plants from ... Godsdiens - Religion Thu, 06 Mar 2008 13:57:42 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/godsdiens-religion-f6/high-on-mount-sinai-t475.htm#2912 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/godsdiens-religion-f6/high-on-mount-sinai-t475.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/algemeen-general-f1/barack-obama-or-hillary-clinton-t474.htm Anonymous I like this Barack....love the way he speaks and he really wants to change the world back to being a good place.....

Clinton...just doesnt make me feel good, maybe because she has unfair advantage over Barack....her history with a cheating husband, etc, still married to him, maybe riding on his political back?....I dont know....I do know if I was living in America I would vote for Barack.....]]> Algemeen - General Thu, 06 Mar 2008 06:33:33 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/algemeen-general-f1/barack-obama-or-hillary-clinton-t474.htm#2911 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/algemeen-general-f1/barack-obama-or-hillary-clinton-t474.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/in-die-nuus-in-the-news-f14/bill-gates-was-the-world-s-richest-man-for-13-years-but-no-more-t473.htm Warrefok Buffett 'becomes world's richest' BBC - Thursday, 6 March 2008 US investment guru Warren Buffett has ousted his friend and occasional bridge partner Bill Gates as the world's richest man, Forbes magazine says. The Microsoft co-founder had topped the Forbes business magazine's rich-list for the past 13 years. Mr Buffett's wealth increased by $10bn (£5bn) last year to $62bn. Mr Gates's fortune climbed by $2bn during the same period, dragging him down to third on the list with a ... In die Nuus - In the News Thu, 06 Mar 2008 06:24:44 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/in-die-nuus-in-the-news-f14/bill-gates-was-the-world-s-richest-man-for-13-years-but-no-more-t473.htm#2910 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/in-die-nuus-in-the-news-f14/bill-gates-was-the-world-s-richest-man-for-13-years-but-no-more-t473.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/godsdiens-religion-f6/shivratri-procession-t472.htm Warrefok during a Shivratri procession, ahead of a Hindu festival.
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]]> Algemeen - General Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:06:33 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/algemeen-general-f1/who-thinks-barney-is-gay-t436.htm#2525 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/algemeen-general-f1/who-thinks-barney-is-gay-t436.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/in-die-nuus-in-the-news-f14/pakistan-bans-you-tube-t471.htm Bennie
http://www.wsws.org/articles/2008/mar2008/yout-m05.shtml]]> In die Nuus - In the News Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:22:10 GMT http://sparklers.forumotion.com/in-die-nuus-in-the-news-f14/pakistan-bans-you-tube-t471.htm#2905 http://sparklers.forumotion.com/in-die-nuus-in-the-news-f14/pakistan-bans-you-tube-t471.htm http://sparklers.forumotion.com/grappies-jokes-f3/van-geld-en-voels-t470.htm Bennie Plaasseun stap kroeg binne met 'n volstruis onder die een arm en en 'n toiletbak vol R100 note onder die ander.

Die kroegman vra: "En die?"


Seun: "My pa het gesê as jy girls soek, moet jy 'n groot voël en 'n kakhuis vol geld hê."

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